HEAVY METAL BROKE MY
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.
I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.
reasons why i am actually a velociraptor: I
- have powerful thighs
- tend to stop blinking when uncomfortable
- lose my shit whenever something moves too fast
- almost exclusively prefer the company of females
- communicate in a variety of howls, clicks, hisses, and shrieks
- drool uncontrollably at the sight of chris pratt
WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS TRYING IT
apparently they can’t do math either
THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
THE FORESHADOWING OMG
If you don’t think bassists are important you better get the fuck out of my Way or else it will take Weekes to find where your body Wentz
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